Belarus Bride
Matchmaking Newsletter
APRIL 2023
Newsletter Archive
WORLDWIDE WE PRACTICE LEGAL IMMIGRATION.
IN THE USA, WE USE
THE K-1 VISA PROCESS.
NO PROBLEM,
NO CHANGES,
FOR LEGAL IMMIGRATION.
VITEBSK BELARUS-
BEST PLACE TO FIND-
YOUR SWEET WIFE!
VITEBSK BELARUS
Where Rhythm And Harmony-Find Their Way Into Your Soul.
APRIL 2023
NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE
Where Rhythm And Harmony-
Find Their Way Into Your Soul.
We Are Open As Usual.
Join Now...
Give Us A Call Anytime!
Now Is A Great Time...
To Start Corresponding With Your Future Wife.
Our Guide, Matchmaker, Translator, In Vitebsk, Olga...
Sent Us Some Beautiful Shots Of A Dacha...
Including Some Great Shots Of A Banya.
For Those Of You Who Don't Know...
A "Dacha" Is A Countryside Small Farm...
Many People Living In Belarus...Own Private...
Small Farms With Beautiful Cottages...
Many Of These Cottages Also Have A "Banya."
A "Banya" Is A Steam Room.
Many Of Our Guys Visit Their Ladie's Dachas...
And Banyas...
While They're In Belarus...
Spending Time With Their Beautiful Women.
Photos Below:
ENJOY!
Here In The USA...
It's Called "Cancel Culture."
You Know...
"Politically Correct."
We Heard The Old Dr. Seuss Books...
Became The Latest Victim.
So...We Decided To Get One Of The Cancelled Books.
DOES THAT MAKE US "POLITICALLY INCORRECT?"
YUP.
DO WE GIVE A DAMN?
NOPE.
PHOTOS FROM TURKEY!
THANKS OLGA!
Snow In Vitebsk...
Beautiful!
We Have More...
Beautiful Snow Photos...
From Vitebsk!
Thanks Olga!
We Have Some Beautiful...
Winter Shots From Vitebsk.
Thanks Olga!
SATURDAY, APRIL 1, 2023
WEEKEND!
We've Got A Joke...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years,
and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex.
He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her,
so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue.
One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo.
She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
HAVE A DAMN FINE DAY!
SATURDAY, APRIL 1, 2023
CONGRATS MARK AND OLGA...
ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT!
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
MONDAY, APRIL 3, 2023
We Had Some Nasty Storms Here...
In Our Area...
Last Weekend.
Time For A Joke:
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree.
Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!"
Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
FRIDAY, APRIL 7, 2023
Have A Wonderful Trip Chris!
Please Give Your Sweet Lady...A Big Hug From Us!
FRIDAY, APRIL 14, 2023
TGIF!
Russian Easter Is This Sunday.
Have A Nice Easter...
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
MONDAY, APRIL 17, 2023
Here's A Monday Joke...
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim.
When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?"
The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me."
A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?"
The preacher replied again, "No God will save me."
Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven.
The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"
HAVE A DAMN FINE DAY!
MONDAY, APRIL 24, 2023
WELCOME HOME CHRIS!
CONGRATS BUD!
HAVE A GREAT TRIP R!
GIVE YOUR SWEET LADY...
A BIG HUG FROM US!
HAVE A FINE DAY!