Belarus Bride
Matchmaking Newsletter
MAY-JUNE-JULY-AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2023
Newsletter Archive
WORLDWIDE WE PRACTICE LEGAL IMMIGRATION.
IN THE USA, WE USE
THE K-1 VISA PROCESS.
NO PROBLEM,
NO CHANGES,
FOR LEGAL IMMIGRATION.
VITEBSK BELARUS-
BEST PLACE TO FIND-
YOUR SWEET WIFE!
VITEBSK BELARUS
Where Rhythm And Harmony-Find Their Way Into Your Soul.
MAY-JUNE-JULY-AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2023
NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE
Where Rhythm And Harmony-
Find Their Way Into Your Soul.
We Are Open As Usual.
Join Now...
Give Us A Call Anytime!
Now Is A Great Time...
To Start Corresponding With Your Future Wife.
Our Guide, Matchmaker, Translator, In Vitebsk, Olga...
Sent Us Some Beautiful Shots Of A Dacha...
Including Some Great Shots Of A Banya.
For Those Of You Who Don't Know...
A "Dacha" Is A Countryside Small Farm...
Many People Living In Belarus...Own Private...
Small Farms With Beautiful Cottages...
Many Of These Cottages Also Have A "Banya."
A "Banya" Is A Steam Room.
Many Of Our Guys Visit Their Ladie's Dachas...
And Banyas...
While They're In Belarus...
Spending Time With Their Beautiful Women.
Photos Below:
ENJOY!
Here In The USA...
It's Called "Cancel Culture."
You Know...
"Politically Correct."
We Heard The Old Dr. Seuss Books...
Became The Latest Victim.
So...We Decided To Get One Of The Cancelled Books.
DOES THAT MAKE US "POLITICALLY INCORRECT?"
YUP.
DO WE GIVE A DAMN?
NOPE.
PHOTOS FROM TURKEY!
THANKS OLGA!
MONDAY, MAY 1, 2023
We've Got A Joke...
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
HAVE A DAMN FINE DAY!
TUESDAY, MAY 9, 2023
WELCOME HOME R!
CONGRATS BUD!
Won't Be Long Till Your Sweet Lady Is Here With You!
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
SUNDAY, MAY 14, 2023
To All Our Beautiful Moms...
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
FRIDAY, MAY 19, 2023
TGIF!
HAVE A FINE WEEKEND!
THURSDAY, MAY 25, 2023
Wishing Everyone...Especially Our Veteran's...
A Wonderful Memorial Day Weekend!
FRIDAY, JUNE 2, 2023
TGIF!
We Have A Joke...
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 7, 2023
HUMP DAY!
Have A Damn Fine Day!
SUNDAY, JUNE 18, 2023
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
WAY TO GO GUYS!
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21, 2023
FIRST DAY OF SUMMER!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
FRIDAY, JUNE 23, 2023
TGIF!
We Have A Joke...
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.
They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her family.
Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
HAVE A DAMN FINE DAY!
FRIDAY, JUNE 30, 2023
INDEPENDENCE DAY WEEKEND!
HAVE A WONDERFUL JULY 4th!
MONDAY, JULY 3, 2023
HAPPY JULY 4th!
FRIDAY, JULY 7, 2023
HAPPY FRIDAY!
We're Welcoming Patrick...
To Our Membership!
Patrick Is A Really Nice Guy...
He Lives In A Sweet Part Of The World.
We've Never Been There...
His Location Is Featured In...
Some Excellent Movies.
So...
WELCOME PATRICK!
We're Looking Forward To Working With You...
And Getting To Know You Better!
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!
MONDAY, JULY 17, 2023
We Have Photos...
From The Slavic Bazaar In Vitebsk.
Held Every Year...
This Is The Big Attraction In Vitebsk.
People From All Over The World...
Come To See The Concerts...
And The Art.
THANKS OLGA! GREAT PHOTOS!
WEDNESDAY, JULY 19, 2023
Tuesday...We Have A Nice Joke.
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"
Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?"
Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful."
Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
HEY! HAVE A DAMN FINE DAY!
MONDAY, JULY 31, 2023
SEE YOU IN AUGUST!
TUESDAY, AUGUST 1, 2023
August Already!
We Need A Joke...
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 16, 2023
We're Welcoming Walter To Our Membership Today!
Walter Lives In The Southern USA...
Beautiful Area...
Walter Happens To Be A Real Nice Guy.
So...
WELCOME WALTER!
Nina And I Are Looking Forward To Working With You!
HAVE A NICE DAY!
THURSDAY, AUGUST 31, 2023
Can You Believe...
Summer Is Gone.
See You In September!
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2023
HAVE A GREAT LABOR DAY WEEKEND!
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 2023
Here Comes Another Weekend!
We Have A Nice Joke....
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me,"
the answer to that is, "That's the point."
HAVE A NICE DAY!
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 2023
We're Stopping By Today...
To Welcome Darryl...
To Our Membership!
We All Met...
We Can Say In All Honesty...
Darryl Is The Nicest Guy On The Planet.
So...
WELCOME DARRYL!
Nina & I Are Looking Forward To Working With You!
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2023
PATRIOT DAY
WE WILL NEVER FORGET
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2023
We're Wishing Our Good Friend And Member Eric...
A Wonderful Trip...
And A Wonderful Wedding!
Hey Eric!
Please Give Your Beautiful Lady...
Soon To Be Your Beautiful Wife...
A Big Hug From Us!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2023
Say Good-by To September...
Time Rolls By Too Fast...
See You In October!
